when arms and bodies collide

Obviously my face is the main ugly thing in this picture but also this is a great example of how block colour jumpers can make things so much worse.


As you can see the sleeve of the jumper is the same colour as the body of the jumper. Therefore when the arm is placed infront of the body it appears to be one and the same. This gives the illusion of my body being a huge lump of red wool. Which is upsetting because
(as usual) I felt I looked ok that day. Not great, but at least not a mountain of dyed sheep outsides.

Close up.

The things over-excitement can do to a face.

Here is a lesson to all. Don't ever show emotion in public. Someone, someone who claims to be a friend, will photograph it. This is so that whenever you think back to that time e.g. 'oh man, when I got that bear costume as a gift I was so happy', you will start to think 'when I got that bear costume I looked like an ugly retard'. It'd better to be indifferent and then at least have the internal memory for ever. Check out these ugly examples.



This is me being taught the 'snoop dog' handshake by my friend Brett. Here you see the 'no fingerprints, no evidence' move. I have a super secret crush on Snoop Dogg so this was perhaps, honestly, the most exciting thing that happened in September 09. Perhaps. Also I had had a lot of jello shots.



The next two photos are from the night I left Dundee. I was leaving a place I had called home for 5 and a bit years. This was a sad sad night. To make up for all the sadness my besties at work got me the BEST presents anyone has ever gotton. A WOLF FLEECE AND A BEAR SUIT. The reactions captured on the following photographs, though hideously ugly, are explainable and really, I would say quite fitting.

Number one. The wolf fleece.
The thing that really gets me is the strange hand movements. My hands are so tense in these pictures. Really cerebral.


Here's a hand shot to prove my point.


Yeah. So here is the real winner. The bear costume.

That is pure, raw emotion.

Jell-oh no she's ugly.

This is really what they should show kids in schools to keep them off the juice. Actually they should just show my blog and then we would have no underage drinking of any kind. Basically this is the story of how I was introduced to Jello shots, a fun american thing I learned about . I now have no control over my jello shot intake. I see jello I 'drink' jello.

Firstly, this photo is more an indicator of the amount of jello shots absorbed.

If you look behind the cake there, you will see the empty jello cup shells. If you look below you will see the empty human shell that remained. And the crazed smile and glazed eyes that confirm just how much I adore jello shots.




I don't think was even aware of the jello shot in my own hands.

Hostess with the mostest ugly face

Just trying to be good to my guests. Are they good to me? No. They take UPOM and then laugh about them.
This could put me off crimping my hair for life. and also cakes. and cameras.

Intense ugly

This is just so intense. Seriously just like intense.
It's the chin thing and the scratty bogo hair. My pal Gavin fared ok ( though equally intense) though so I can't even blame the primitive technology.

no context except UGLY

oh yeah oh yeah.

NOT MY FAULT.

Everybody sneezes. It's nature, man. But seriously only I could have the sort of friends who take photos of you mid sneeze and then keep them and then put them up on facebook with your name tagged all over them. TAGGED. So that everyone can see them and so that family members who you have not spoken to in years can see what you are up to (in my case pretty much being UGLY).
And actually while we are on this note, why would somene take a photo of their friend while there friend is suffering from a very strong strain of Fresher's Flu '04 (a pre-curser to both avian and swine imo) and also let people see it.



PURE BAD TIMES.