How it all began...

I haven't always been a hideous monster. When I was very young I was an angel. Look at me in this photograph. I was beautiful. Look at me wearing too big wellies and a little straight jacket dress. How cute!



At some stage, I have yet to pin point the exact time and date, the camera started to hate me. No matter what I did. Where I went. What face I made. Nothing would make the camera love me.

How can a child go from that beautiful creature to this crazed monster in just a few years?

Picture of me looking ugly 1...
We have been on a long journey together, me and my face, but sometimes I do despair of it. Somedays I wish for a normal photogenic face but alas.