This could put me off crimping my hair for life. and also cakes. and cameras.
Wednesday 20 January 2010
Hostess with the mostest ugly face
Just trying to be good to my guests. Are they good to me? No. They take UPOM and then laugh about them.
This could put me off crimping my hair for life. and also cakes. and cameras.
This could put me off crimping my hair for life. and also cakes. and cameras.
Intense ugly
This is just so intense. Seriously just like intense.
It's the chin thing and the scratty bogo hair. My pal Gavin fared ok ( though equally intense) though so I can't even blame the primitive technology.
It's the chin thing and the scratty bogo hair. My pal Gavin fared ok ( though equally intense) though so I can't even blame the primitive technology.
NOT MY FAULT.
Everybody sneezes. It's nature, man. But seriously only I could have the sort of friends who take photos of you mid sneeze and then keep them and then put them up on facebook with your name tagged all over them. TAGGED. So that everyone can see them and so that family members who you have not spoken to in years can see what you are up to (in my case pretty much being UGLY).
And actually while we are on this note, why would somene take a photo of their friend while there friend is suffering from a very strong strain of Fresher's Flu '04 (a pre-curser to both avian and swine imo) and also let people see it.
PURE BAD TIMES.
And actually while we are on this note, why would somene take a photo of their friend while there friend is suffering from a very strong strain of Fresher's Flu '04 (a pre-curser to both avian and swine imo) and also let people see it.
PURE BAD TIMES.
Another holiday snap. Great.
This is an old old UPOM. It's not so bad. The woven hairband is maybe the worst part. I remember buying loads of them that holiday (first one away from the watchful eye of my parents) so that would explain the sharp outfit too. Mostly I think I had just had my nose pierced and I was all showing it off. It had a huge giant disgusting earing stud in it and it was manky.
On the plus side my hair is Miley Cyrus long which would be a dream come true now. I bet that drink had something like Peach Snapps in it. Or maybe Malibu. I was on holiday afterall.
On the plus side my hair is Miley Cyrus long which would be a dream come true now. I bet that drink had something like Peach Snapps in it. Or maybe Malibu. I was on holiday afterall.
Paris J'taime, et moi face.
So it seems my ugliness translates.
Need I say anymore? Well yes. If you look closely at my tongue you can see I was attempting to curl it. That is not the general reaction to either cameras or Eiffel Towers. The Blackpool Tower maybe but not lovely Paris. And also just what is that fringe? It's unexcusable. Really though.
In my defence this photo was taken meer moments after I'd stood in a huge pile of dog crap because I'd been staring at the E.T and not watching my feet (rookie tourist mistake). So yeah maybe I was still thinking about that.
Need I say anymore? Well yes. If you look closely at my tongue you can see I was attempting to curl it. That is not the general reaction to either cameras or Eiffel Towers. The Blackpool Tower maybe but not lovely Paris. And also just what is that fringe? It's unexcusable. Really though.
In my defence this photo was taken meer moments after I'd stood in a huge pile of dog crap because I'd been staring at the E.T and not watching my feet (rookie tourist mistake). So yeah maybe I was still thinking about that.
Saturday 16 January 2010
I am ageless
Check out this photo of my Grandmother.
Now look at this photo of me.
Now genetics may play a part in my personal disease but seriously, there is a 60 year age gap between these two people.
Now look at this photo of me.
Now genetics may play a part in my personal disease but seriously, there is a 60 year age gap between these two people.
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