Strangest boobs ever

This photo is from the same holiday as the cameltoe incident, you can tell because I'm wearing the same shorts but this time in black. My face is just angry in this picture but it's my boob that makes this so horrific. What is going on there? By the way that's my Dad so we can cross out genetics as the answer.
I know it isn't that interesting, especially compared to some of the other photos here. But it just looks a little odd. Like it's been stuck on there and in the wrong place.